THE JOKING KILLER

GUTHRIE-PLACE-RHU

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7 GUTHRIE PLACE

It was here I thought things were looking up

after getting the land-lady to vacate the premises

so she could get paid rent...

I moved in to this property I must say I viewed this house on a dark winters night.....

on second glances the house was bogging from top to bottom, there was still pots in the sink, and what pots were not were covered in rust..

I then found out the washing-machine did not work....

I moved the bed out from the wall to be greeted by a mountain of tissues, either snot rags or you know..

turned the mattress and in a brown covered bag I found a book , not a mans book ,but a womans any way I left there as I was mortified she had not even moved this pornographic material it was of no use to me a book full of men ...lmao

to put it mildly for a week and a half after I had scrubbed upstairs and downstairs

the house was looking a bit fresher albeit the decor , the cooker was needing replaced also

the furniture was stinking of dog hairs from the owners dog...and other rubbish that had fallen down inside

after about 3 months the immersion heater packed in...

I also found out that there was hardly no sunlight round the back, during the day

Then the hoover packed in,

the stair carpet was a liability...

I would like to point out that after three years at this address while I was moving furniture and decorating my present house

the land -lady and her boy-friend crashed the door in and gained entry, throwing some of my personal possessions, and things left by my grand-mother out as they gutted the house, even after three years this woman took rent and never spent a penny on maintaining this house , yet even after persistent complaining to council officials, commissioners, ombudsmen

this was allowed to go on

........

In only one month of my landlady gain access ,the house was subsequently gutted gas central heating installed new kitchen , and new decor throughout

if your guessing who my landlady

Ms.Jane.Black

thistlewood crafts

garelochhead

and made a tidy profit at my expense

not finished yet

Ms.Black

TO-BE-UPDATED

nice pots would cook in these
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wellies required

YOU SEE I DID YOU A FAVOUR BY NOT OPENING
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THE DOOR YOUR STILL ALIVE ASSHOLE

KETTLE INFERIOR CARPET LIABILITY
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DOOR HANDLE ANNOYING

THANKS  FOR  THE  1200 IN RENT
A  SMALL SUM FOR  THE  SUFFERING I ENDURED AT  YOUR  EXPENSE 
THIS  WAS  JUST  FOR  VACATING  THE  HOUSE
ADMITTING LIABILITY
 

Guthrie Place

As a cul-de-sac I found the people in this street very welcoming albeit a few bad apples

Betty campbell a dear soul and friend next door used to be sadie , unfortunately sadie is no longer with us...

then there is the flats

Anne edgar a nice woman , but sharp with the toungue , upstairs used to be hamish, but he has moved and then my friend John bailey , who has since moved to pastures green

no.3 cannot remember the name it escapes just now .

no.4

Amanda gillespie

a friend true as and I am sure will like to add to this page at a later date..

no.5

the sinclairs=cars=dog

david/fiona

louise/david

poofy-boy/toby

no.6

Janet pratt/laing

alcoholic=owes me 30 for decorating

a right pain in the ass with her dogs allowing them to urinate in other peoples houses

less drink janet more action

no.7

me

no.8

tommy and bonnie

bonnie being a jack-russel

8a

8b

used to house christine

but she has moved on also

8c

set on fire by cameron god knows why..

9

is joan and urquart

friends for a long time also

in fact it was joan who introduced me to a couple from Bahrain

Ian=jill

sadly Ian is no longer with us a battle with cancer took its toll

Jill

I will leave her for now as she has an apology to make regarding

30 december 2003

10

BERT

11

griersons mother

12

a family with no control over their son,

whom I was to find out that while I was out during the day this little shit was coming up to my door and kicking it so to annoy the dog

not nice

JORDAN

13

TOMMY+WIFE

14

Jean Kane+mother

her mother just chalked

100years old

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I would like to thank all these people for the four years I spent in guthrie place and the warm welcome they gave me when I moved in to the

DISASTER

jane black called a house..

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