MALTESE--MADNESS 1980
holiday-not-to-forget
Since moving into my fathers I have got my act
together I think , working in the mines has blessed me with more hours of work I can think of even working summer holidays
one year..
However I have booked a holiday with my family
at the time to Malta, two weeks in the sun...
that will be right..
We arrive in good time weather was brilliant xchange
rate ching!ching!
Not long before I have found a nice little bar
on the front of Buggiba qwara point.. st.pauls bay
and on one occasion on leaving the place I see
this nice mini cooper keys-an-all
dont need to ask what happens next
well before I know it, I am heading towards Mellehia
Bay
well at least thats what I thought, UNTIL
I awoke at the wheel and between two trees..
clambouring out of the car I tossed the keys and
headed home ... about 750yards into my drunken wanderings I hear a land-drover heading in my direction, which carries on right
past me , although a few moments later I hear it grind to a halt, shit they have found the car, not only that another land-rover
is coming along the road towards me, I dive into the undergrowth as the car stops and search-light is illuminated, crawling
through the undergrowth, I stumble on for at least 100yrds past this second car and on to the dusty road, running ,my heart
pounding...I hear some shouting and then a shot rings out, I hit the deck, shit I m not hit good back to my feet and run,
good old detention exercises
running into a drive-way and leaping over a small
wall....ouch its a 25 foot drop at the other side..
crumpled in a heap..torches and rifles appear over
the ledge...woah buddy dont shoot...
arrested and handcuffed it is down to the local
jail
where I spent 3 days before they located my father....ashamed
and a little battered
I was ordered to appear in court in 3days time
to which it was to take most of my money and an
expensive lesson learned once more
I was fined over £200 and banned from driving in
Malta
for a year
hasten to add I was then chaperoned round the whole
network of tourist attractions free of charge, the blue grotto, the azure window, the mosta dome as I was skint and my father
did not wish me out his line of sight..
but a good holiday was had
knights of st.john/rhodes
thank-you
93division