THE JOKING KILLER
H.M.P WALTON-RISLEY
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PARR ST.HELENS

As I was saying after Birmingham, I was ready for anything.....

we arrived in Parr myself and gilly that is, he managed to get us a bed at this birds house ..green was her name cherry tree drive...

outback cherry tree hotel

nice

however after one evening in this house and waking up to find roughly 11 bodies in the living-rooM couples included not for me ,however one night coming back from I had noticed this bint downstairs and decided to use some of my charm ,settled on the old one cup of tea routine ,as no tea-bags

needless to say I never woke up in my own bed...as for the green bint she was pissed cos she wanted some scotch beef , only i heard she had crabs ,so i wasnt going anywhere near there.....lmao....

it was in st.helens that i was to be caught shoplifting.....earning a crust you know !

off to risley

a cell for 2 people and roughly 4 foot wide and 6.5 foot long...

the only thing i really can remember about this place was the cage where all the prisoners were held prior to transferral to court..here i bumped into GIZMO

someone from the coal-mines and who was to appear again while doing my 10 year sentence GIZMO is a nickname to protect his identity

lmao.....davie

needless to say i was sentenced to 8 months 2 months for the shop lifting and i had a 6month suspended sentence which was invoked so it was off to wooly-walton for 8 months

H.M.P walton

now this was cockroach city if ever i saw it, rats the size of cats to boot......

i was assigned a job in the stores along with another 11 prisoners screw in charge a good example of SCOUSER in it for the money not the authority mr.pool you are commended

as for the two tony,s how the hell 2 male prisoners sharing a cell can both catch crabs in the jail is beyond me

MR.SYKES

now this was an opponent to be reckoned with Paul sykes fought for the heavy-weight championship i wasnt about to stand in his way, especially when he ventured on the 2nd flat.......thats how bruce copped it instead of me..... that is the bruce from raffles road birkenhead.. whom was to be a good friend while inside walton i did not mingle much in walton being a jock everyone knows your mental

although one of the tony s came a cropper one week as we headed off to the shower block, for example you only got a shower once a week

not-nice

however every week for the past 2 months tony has asked for shampoo and as i am an obliging chap and had little left i shouted to him i would pass it on in a few seconds, of course he did not realise i had urinated in it until we were back in the hall, funny he never asked me again for shampoo....

cockroach city ... its like this if you dont run duck-tape along the bottom of your door then the room will be full of the critters or a towel sometimes did the trick not nice these victorian prisons lmao i never came across drugs in this jail then again i did not indulge during this period of my life beating a gate arrest

on the run again

coming soon free holidays in france

coUrtesy OF the DHSS

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